tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-122491122011-07-07T13:08:33.311-07:00tobias_mifflemarbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04923391678423354172noreply@blogger.comBlogger21100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12249112.post-1118287183817907792005-06-08T19:34:00.000-07:002009-06-25T22:47:40.137-07:00<div style="text-align: center;"><br /><div style="text-align: left;"><br />Yep, Michael Jackson.<br />He's the King of Pop, all right.<br />Popping little boys.<br /><br /> The Neverland Ranch<br /> You must be this tall to ride.<br /> Or to be ridden.<br /><br />Excuse me, Michael,<br />You left your nose in my pants.<br />Do you want it back?<br /><br />Plastic surgery<br />Exceeds all its usefullness<br />When your nose falls off.<br /><br />Like most songwriters<br />Michael is happy to be<br />known for his dancing.<br /><br />Elephant Man bones.<br /> They never would have complained.<br /> Used as a sex toy.<br /><br />Children love Michael...<br />How he loves their innocence<br />and their young bodies.<br /><br /> Abusing children<br /> Is not a laughing matter<br /> Unlike MJ's face.<br /><br />Swabbing Michael's mouth<br />They gathered some DNA<br />And ripped through his cheek.<br /><br />Poor Michael Jackson.<br />His best years are behind him.<br />Much like his real nose.<br /><br />If I were as rich<br />and I wanted to touch boys,<br />I'd go to Thailand.<br /><br />Sure, Webster was cute,<br />But keeping him as a pet<br />Was pretty much wrong.<br /><br />Which gave him more joy:<br />Owning the Beatles' songs<br />Or that weird llama?<br /><br />Pedophilia:<br />It's a five syllable word<br />For "Michael Jackson."<br /><br />All for the children.<br />He did it all for the children.<br />And also to them.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <span style="font-weight: bold;">A Discography</span><br /></div><br />"ABC" (1970)<br /><br />Just how he likes 'em:<br />Easy as A, B, and C.<br />And under sixteen.<br /><br />"Ben" (1972)<br /><br />Solo at thirteen,<br />He sang a song to a rat.<br />And then became one.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Off The Wall</span> </span>(1979)<span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /><span style="font-style: italic;"></span><br /></span></span>This is too easy:<br />Don't Stop Till You Get Enough!<br />Or are arrested.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Thriller</span> (1982) <span style="font-style: italic;"><span style="font-style: italic;"><br /></span><br /></span>"The Girl Is Mine"<br /><br />Oh, Paul McCartney,<br />Fighting over a lover<br />With a pederast!<br /><br />Michael asked the boy<br />"Wanna Be Startin' Something?"<br />Then said, "Hey, start me."<br /><br />It's close to midnight.<br />Something evil is lurking:<br />Loads of hush money.<br /><br />"Thriller" made him big.<br />He did not even write it.<br />You did not know that.<br /><br />Double entendre?<br />Just beat it (Beat it) (Beat it)<br />Like this, cancer kid.<br /><br />Really, you don't say?<br />Billy Jean, not your lover?<br />You like little boys?<br /><br />Such a P.Y.T.!<br />Here, pretty young thing, have some:<br />It is Jesus Juice.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">BAD</span> (1987)<br /><br />The way you make me--<br />The way I make you feel me,<br />Lonely days are gone...<br /><br />Nobody's business!<br />It ain't nobody's business<br />'cept my accountant's.<br /><br />Liberian Girl?<br />Has anyone heard this song?<br />Some one who matters?<br /><br />Man in the Mirror?<br />Or freakish ghost-like whack job?<br />Talk amongst yourselves.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Dangerous</span> (1992)<br /><br />One thing Dangerous<br />About his fourth recording?<br />Listening to it.<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">History</span> (1995)<br /><br />Michael's History<br />The album and the abuse<br />Make me wanna Scream.<br /><br />An anti-Semite<br />In "They Don't Care About Us?"<br />Oh, that's ignorant...<br /><br />He asks the question<br />"Have you seen my childhood."<br />Much like Blanket will.<br /><br />Did Michael sing the<br />Theme From Free Willy while<br />Freeing his willy?<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Blood On The Dance Floor</span> (1997)<br /><br />Blood on the dance floor<br />makes moonwalking difficult.<br />Please be careful, 'kay?<br /><br /><br /><span style="font-weight: bold; font-style: italic;">Invincible</span> (2001)<br /><br />What can be said here?<br />Other than Invincible:<br />Unlistenable.<br /><br />Lack of promotion?<br />Maybe Sony had some sense.<br />Why waste the money?<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Assorted</span><br /></div><br />He calls it progress:<br />Going from a nice black man<br />to a white woman.<br /><br />Were all those crotch grabs<br />Subconscious... calculated...<br />Or just plain creepy?<br /><br />Does Vitiligo<br />Account for his light skin tone?<br />Or was it some bleach?<br /><br />Pajamas in court?<br />Who could get away with that?<br />Who would even try?<br /><br />What's with the arm band?<br />Keeps the arm from falling off?<br />He's a fragile dude.<br /><br />Macauley Culkin<br />Denies all allegations.<br />Were they Home Alone?<br /><br /><br />"Chimps"<br /><br />The monkey is mine.<br />The doggone monkey is mine.<br />And he likes to watch.<br /><br />Always the babe hound,<br />He went for Tatum O'Neal.<br />She was twelve years old.<br /><br />Of all addictions<br />the one we find the strangest:<br />plastic surgery.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"> <div style="text-align: left;">The boy had cancer.<br />Michael liked boys with cancer.<br />Weakened resistance.<br /><br />A little black boy<br />from Gary, Indiana<br />does not know what's real.<br /><br /><br /></div> </div> <span style="font-style: italic;"></span></div></div><div class="blogger-post-footer"><img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/12249112-111828718381790779?l=tobiasmifflemarbhaiku.blogspot.com' alt='' /></div>tobias_mifflemarbhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/04923391678423354172noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-12249112.post-1113793879912990352005-04-17T19:51:00.000-07:002009-06-25T22:44:33.919-07:00Greetings and Welcome to Tobias Mifflemarb's Michael Jackson Haiku.<br /><br />It is here that you shall come to find out more about Tobias Mifflemarb's Michael Jackson Haiku.<br /><br />Particularly, what you might like to find out is how you can purchase your own sweet copy.<br /><br /> <div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">Yep, Michael Jackson:</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> He's the King of Pop, all right.</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;"> Popping little boys.</span><br /></div> <span style="font-weight: bold;"><br /></span>There are more where that came from, many more, and they can all be yours in a nifty carrying case known as a pamphlet for the meager price of $5 or you can get ten of them sent to family and friends for $25.<br /><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-weight: bold;">A little black boy</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">From Gary, Indiana</span><br /><span style="font-weight: bold;">Does not know what's real.<br /></span> <div style="text-align: left;"><span style="font-weight: bold;"></span><br />Tobias Mifflemarb's Michael Jackson Haiku, as seen on e-bay! 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